Ahmed Ahmed is a Bongian footballer who has represented the Bongian national team since his debut in 2022. He has scored 73 goals in 93 appearances, making him the second-highest goal scorer in the country’s history and the most capped for the United Bongo States of the New America.
Ahmed made his international debut in a 1–0 win against Bongo Disputed Territories of Avatargirl on December 18, 2022, where he scored the only goal of the match. He is known for his powerful shots, clutch goals, and quirky celebrations.
Ahmed has recorded one international hat-trick, scored against Chicago, and has scored twice in a match on three occasions. Among all his opponents, he has scored the most goals against Bongo Disputed Territories of Avatargirl, netting a total of four times.
As of match played 17 January 2026. Scores and results list goal tally first for United Bongo States of the New America; the score column indicates the score after each Ahmed goal.
Table key
‡ Indicates goal was scored from a penalty kick
| No. | Cap | Date | Venue | Opponent | Score | Result | Competition |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | December 18, 2022 | Avataric Stadium, Bongo Disputed Territories of Avatargirl |  Bongo Disputed Territories of Avatargirl |
1–0 (61') | 1–0 | Friendly |
| 2 | 2 | December 24, 2022 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Original Bud Bundy |
4–0 (36') | 4–2 | Friendly |
| 3 | 3 | January 10, 2023 | Burbank Stadium, LBSA |  Honduras VCM |
2–9 (42') | 3–10 | Friendly |
| 4 | 4 | February 21, 2023 | Bundy Stadium, Original Bud Bundy | Original Bud Bundy |
4–0 (36') | 5–2 | Friendly |
| 5 | 10 | June 20, 2024 | Ottawa Stadium, Parliamentary Federation of Canada | Bongo Disputed Territories of Avatargirl |
1–0 (68') | 4–2 | Friendly |
| 6 | June 20, 2024 | Ottawa Stadium, Parliamentary Federation of Canada | Bongo Disputed Territories of Avatargirl |
2–0 (90+6') | |||
| 7 | 11 | July 16, 2024 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  State of Qatar |
2–0 (41') | 3–0 | 2024 Copa Bongós |
| 8 | 13 | July 21, 2024 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America | .png){kind=small} AMB Fish Filipino |
2–1 (90+2') | 2–1 | 2024 Copa Bongós |
| 9 | 14 | August 15, 2024 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Kimberly Drummond |
2–0 (45+2') | 3–0 | 2024 Copa Bongós |
| 10 | 16 | September 12, 2024 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Region of Zanzibar |
1–0 (65') | 1–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 11 | 17 | October 11, 2024 | Oranjestad Stadium, Country of Aruba |  Country of Aruba |
1–0 (15') | 1–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 12 | 19 | November 15, 2024 | Jerusalem Stadium, State of Israel |  State of Israel |
1–1 (30') | 3–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 13 | 20 | November 22, 2024 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  British Overseas Territory of Turks and Caicos Islands |
1–1 (18') | 3–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 14 | 21 | December 27, 2024 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Republic of San Marino |
1–0 (15') | 4–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 15 | December 27, 2024 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America | Republic of San Marino |
2–0 (48') | |||
| 16 | 23 | March 6, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  CV Secular Territories |
2–1 (56') | 3–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 17 | 24 | March 11, 2025 | Budapest Stadium, Republic of Hungary |  Republic of Hungary |
3–1 (78') | 4–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 18 | 25 | March 14, 2025 | Honduras Stadium, Honduras VCM | Honduras VCM |
2–3 (51') | 3–3 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 19 | 26 | March 18, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  República Dominicana |
2–0 (45') | 3–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 20 | 27 | March 21, 2025 | Wellington Stadium, New Zealand |  New Zealand |
2–1 (56') | 3–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 21 | 28 | March 23, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Hoffman Estates |
2–0 (56') | 3–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 22 | 30 | March 31, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Federative Republic of Brazil |
2–0 (51') | 3–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 23 | 31 | April 4, 2025 | Mbabane Stadium, Kingdom of Eswatini |  Kingdom of Eswatini |
2–0 (65') | 3–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 24 | 33 | April 11, 2025 | Ashgabat Stadium, Republic of Turkmenistan |  Republic of Turkmenistan |
2–1 (58') | 2–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 25 | 34 | April 14, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Swiss Confederation |
2–0 (29') | 4–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 26 | 35 | April 17, 2025 | Kyiv Stadium, ASD |  ASD |
3–2 (74') | 3–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 27 | 36 | April 22, 2025 | Burbank Stadium, The New LBSA |  The New LBSA |
1–0 (19') | 2–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 28 | 37 | April 25, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Republic of Kazakhstan |
3–0 (79') | 3–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 29 | 38 | April 28, 2025 | Bratislava Stadium, Slovak Republic |  Slovak Republic |
1–0 (14') | 4–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 30 | 39 | April 30, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Republic of Croatia |
1–0‡ (42') | 2–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 31 | 40 | May 6, 2025 | Sealand Stadium, Principality of Sealand |  Principality of Sealand |
2–0 (67') | 2–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 32 | 42 | May 14, 2025 | Skopje Stadium, Republic of North Macedonia |  Republic of North Macedonia |
2–0 (23') | 5–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 33 | 43 | May 16, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  República del Paraguay |
1–0 (17') | 2–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 34 | 44 | May 21, 2025 | Rajasthan Stadium, Republic of India |  Republic of India |
2–0 (38') | 4–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 35 | 45 | May 24, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Republic of Latvia |
2–1 (37') | 4–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 36 | 47 | June 6, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  República Convidat |
2–0 (21') | 6–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 37 | 50 | June 26, 2025 | Tegucigalpa Stadium, Honduras VCM |  República de Nicaragua |
2–0 (27') | 4–2 | 2025 Copa Bongós |
| 38 | 53 | July 6, 2025 | Honduras Stadium, Honduras VCM | Hoffman Estates |
1–0 (18') | 2–0 | 2025 Copa Bongós |
| 39 | 56 | July 19, 2025 | Honduras Stadium, Honduras VCM | .svg){kind=small} Sam’s Republic |
2–2 (74') | 2–2 (a.e.t.) (4–3 p) | 2025 Copa Bongós |
| 40 | 57 | July 22, 2025 | Tegucigalpa Stadium, Honduras VCM | AMB Fish Filipino |
2–1 (112') | 2–1 (a.e.t.) | 2025 Copa Bongós final |
| 41 | 58 | September 6, 2025 | Muscat Stadium, Sultanate of Oman |  Sultanate of Oman |
2–0 (61') | 3–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 42 | 60 | September 15, 2025 | Montevideo Stadium, República Oriental del Uruguay |  República Oriental del Uruguay |
2–0 (34') | 4–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 43 | 61 | September 19, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Republic of South Africa |
1–0 (13') | 4–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 44 | 62 | September 22, 2025 | Camp Nou, Autonomous Community of Catalonia |  Autonomous Community of Catalonia |
2–0 (51') | 3–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 45 | 63 | September 26, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Islamic State of Emir |
2–1 (49') | 4–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 46 | 64 | September 29, 2025 | Dhaka Stadium, People's Republic of Bangladesh |  People's Republic of Bangladesh |
2–0 (38') | 4–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 47 | 65 | October 2, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Republic of Cyprus |
2–0 (24') | 5–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 48 | 66 | October 6, 2025 | Tunis Stadium, Republic of Tunisia |  Republic of Tunisia |
2–2 (67') | 4–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 49 | 68 | October 14, 2025 | Santiago Stadium, República de Chile |  República de Chile |
2–0 (77') | 2–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 50 | 69 | October 17, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Draculacilas Empire |
2–0 (35') | 5–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 51 | 70 | October 20, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America | Bongo Disputed Territories of Avatargirl |
2–2 (61') | 2–3 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 52 | 71 | October 24, 2025 | Moscow Stadium, Russian Federation |  Russian Federation |
1–1 (19') | 4–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 53 | 72 | October 28, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Reino de España |
2–1 (78') | 2–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 54 | 73 | October 31, 2025 | Tripoli Stadium, State of Libya |  State of Libya |
2–1 (61') | 4–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 55 | 74 | November 3, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Islamic Republic of Mauritania |
2–0‡ (73') | 2–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 56 | 75 | November 7, 2025 | Managua Stadium, República de Nicaragua | República de Nicaragua |
2–0 (57') | 3–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 57 | 76 | November 10, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Estado Plurinacional de Bolivia |
2–1 (77') | 2–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 58 | 77 | November 14, 2025 | Kampala Stadium, Republic of Uganda |  Republic of Uganda |
2–0 (52') | 3–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 59 | 78 | November 17, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Chicago |
1–0 (14') | 12–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 60 | November 17, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America | Chicago |
6–0 (32') | |||
| 61 | November 17, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America | Chicago |
11–0 (56') | |||
| 62 | 79 | November 21, 2025 | Lima Stadium, República del Perú |  República del Perú |
2–0 (57') | 2–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 63 | 80 | November 25, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Parliamentary Federation of Canada |
2–0 (29') | 4–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 64 | 81 | November 28, 2025 | Bundy Stadium, Original Bud Bundy | Original Bud Bundy |
2–1 (58') | 3–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 65 | 82 | December 3, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Vatican City State |
1–0 (9') | 6–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 66 | 83 | December 6, 2025 | Naypyidaw Stadium, Republic of the Union of Myanmar |  Republic of the Union of Myanmar |
2–0‡ (39') | 4–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 67 | 86 | December 16, 2025 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Kingdom of Bhutan |
2–0 (32') | 5–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 68 | 87 | December 30, 2025 | Roseau Stadium, Commonwealth of Dominica |  Commonwealth of Dominica |
2–0‡ (29') | 4–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 69 | 90 | January 8, 2026 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Shell Nation |
2–0 (24') | 8–0 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 70 | January 8, 2026 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America | Shell Nation |
5–0 (62') | |||
| 71 | 91 | January 11, 2026 | Wembley Stadium, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland |  United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland |
2–0 (62') | 3–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 72 | 92 | January 15, 2026 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America |  Republic of Georgia |
1–0 (41') | 3–2 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| 73 | 93 | January 17, 2026 | Doha Stadium, State of Qatar | State of Qatar |
1–1 (38') | 3–1 | The Bongos Qualifiers |
| No. | Opponent | Goals | Score | Venue | Competition | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Chicago |
3 – (1–0', 6–0', 11–0') | 12–0 | Bongó Stadium, Coconut the Monkey City, United Bongo States of the New America | The Bongos Qualifiers | November 17, 2025 |
As of match played January 17, 2026
Appearances and goals by year and competition
| Year | Competitive (COFBU) | Friendly | Total | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | Apps | Goals | |
| 2022 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
| 2023 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 2 |
| 2024 | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 11 |
| 2025 | 65 | 53 | 0 | 0 | 65 | 53 |
| 2026 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 |
| Total | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 | 93 | 73 |
| Competition | Caps | Goals |
|---|---|---|
| Copa Bongós | 15 | 7 |
| The Bongos Qualifiers | 68 | 60 |
| Friendlies | 10 | 6 |
| Total | 93 | 73 |
Goals by opponent
| Opponent | Goals |
|---|---|
| Bongo Disputed Territories of Avatargirl |
4 |
| Chicago |
3 |
| Original Bud Bundy |
3 |
| AMB Fish Filipino |
2 |
| Hoffman Estates |
2 |
| Honduras VCM |
2 |
| Republic of San Marino |
2 |
| República de Nicaragua |
2 |
| State of Qatar |
2 |
| Shell Nation |
2 |
| Country of Aruba |
1 |
| ASD |
1 |
| CV Secular Territories |
1 |
| Federative Republic of Brazil |
1 |
| Kimberly Drummond |
1 |
| Kingdom of Eswatini |
1 |
| New Zealand |
1 |
| Principality of Sealand |
1 |
| Region of Zanzibar |
1 |
| Republic of Croatia |
1 |
| Republic of Hungary |
1 |
| Republic of India |
1 |
| Republic of Kazakhstan |
1 |
| Republic of Latvia |
1 |
| Republic of North Macedonia |
1 |
| Republic of South Africa |
1 |
| República Convidat |
1 |
| República del Paraguay |
1 |
| República Dominicana |
1 |
| Slovak Republic |
1 |
| State of Israel |
1 |
| Swiss Confederation |
1 |
| The New LBSA |
1 |
| Republic of Turkmenistan |
1 |
| British Overseas Territory of Turks and Caicos Islands |
1 |
| Sultanate of Oman |
1 |
| República Oriental del Uruguay |
1 |
| Autonomous Community of Catalonia |
1 |
| Islamic State of Emir |
1 |
| People's Republic of Bangladesh |
1 |
| Republic of Cyprus |
1 |
| Republic of Tunisia |
1 |
| República de Chile |
1 |
| Draculacilas Empire |
1 |
| Russian Federation |
1 |
| Reino de España |
1 |
| State of Libya |
1 |
| Islamic Republic of Mauritania |
1 |
| Estado Plurinacional de Bolivia |
1 |
| Republic of Uganda |
1 |
| República del Perú |
1 |
| Parliamentary Federation of Canada |
1 |
| Vatican City State |
1 |
| Republic of the Union of Myanmar |
1 |
| Kingdom of Bhutan |
1 |
| Commonwealth of Dominica |
1 |
| United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland |
1 |
| Republic of Georgia |
1 |
| Sam’s Republic |
1 |
| Total | 73 |